The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"David Collins, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and doubling up as the so-called leader of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit spews bullshit to everyone around him, his children, and his family and betrayed his wife.

On multiple occasions, on his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with someone else's partner, having sex in a hotel room in Sydney. Meanwhile, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his whereabouts, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel is the complete JOKE of a community member."

"Collins, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was shamefully given the "chairman's" award, despite being a husband sending photos of his little penis to other women.

David Collins disgraces the entire idea of what it means to be a community member. This little rat betrayed and deceived. To his own children, and has been given a community award? What a fucking joke.

Can this guy truly be the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

Who can support such a man when his ethics are non-existent, ruining multiple families and trying to manipulate his own actions, complaining and trying to take the moral high-ground when lying and cheating.

David Collins is a liar, a philanderer, and a family destroyer. He saw no issues in having sex with someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Can anyone condone this behavior? Is David Collins worthy of this role?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while lying to and cheating on his wife.

David Collins saw no issue in manipulating a vulnerable person to enter a career in prostitution, behaving like a cuckhold and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of his depraved acts and his own children!


Talk about having no self-respect or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins prefers to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with consequences for his actions. Cry a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a piece of shit."



"David Collins had no problem sharing photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Is this your community leader?

This despicable man of a man fled back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to escape facing another post the consequences of his own actions. Could this be your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A deceitful scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to expose such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would own your actions and not deceive, betray, and destroy lives.

Nothing is out of bounds for this lowlife, liar, and adulterer. Let him confront the consequences of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. Likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be embarrassed for this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Let it be known to the community and underscore the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for supporting this scumbag."

"Watching your back is critical around this scumbag, who's probably sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his pathetic excuse for a manhood.

It's time to be ashamed of this cheating scumbag, a despicable human who ruined his own family.

The community needs to be informed of the disgrace David Collins has brought upon them by endorsing this pathetic excuse for a man.

Let the truth be known about what a “man” and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” really represents.

Stay alert and watch your back around this scumbag, who's most likely creeping in your partner's DMs, desperate to share inappropriate photos.

Be disgusted for supporting this cheating scumbag, a little rat of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

We must inform the community about the disgrace and disrepute David Collins has brought into it by backing such a despicable character."

"The community needs to realize the true nature of David Collins, a man who masquerades as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's vital for everyone to understand the destruction this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Staying alert is imperative around this manipulative figure, who is prone to misleading not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The shame and disgrace that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is inexcusable.

Alerting the community about the true colors of this man is critical, as it reveals the type of individual he really is – a heartless betrayer and a liar.

David Collins, acting as a role model, read more is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community values and moral integrity.

It’s important for everyone to be conscious of this individual's real character and to guard themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Revealing the truth about David Collins is not just about shaming him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his destructive actions."

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